Books To Read By Torchlight

This year, Halloween is going to be a bit quieter.

No lavish costume parties or guising means much of the social element of this time of the year is thrown out of the window, so what can we do instead?

I think this is the year that we look to the old ways of celebrating - with folklore and myth. The classic ghost story can be found in nearly all cultures across the world and folklore is interwoven into our daily lives with old wives tales, ancient monuments, fairy stories and local legends. Be careful where you step in the Borders, as Red Caps stalk our forgotten battlefields and crumbling pele towers waiting to claw at you, howls echo across the hills from ghostly hellhounds, and the Eildons themselves hide an entrance into the fairy underland. The Borders is a place of myth and legend, and I’ve not met many Borderers who don’t have a wee tale of a paranormal or supernatural experience that they’re willing to share. My own grandfather claims to have heard the stampeding hooves of a ghostly reiving party at Black House off the Yarrow Valley, and whilst he was a joker in his lifetime this wasn’t a tall story he made up for entertainment. Even he himself has perhaps been seen as a ghostly figure on occasion in our building.

As I am sure you are gathering from the above - I love ghost stories and myths. There is so much joy to be found in the sharing of them - but alas we can’t all gather around the fire for a night of storytelling, so instead lets look to our books. I’ve selected a few of the ones that I have been reading this month, as well as favourites from years gone by. Why not visit your local bookshop, and read one under the covers, if you dare!

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The Haunting of Alma Fielding - Kate Somerville

Currently being featured on BBC Radio Four this week! Written as a story, but telling the factual events that happened in a paranormal investigation of a woman who was experiencing significant poltergeist activity in the 1930s. Was it genuine phenomena, or a brilliant fraud?

Cursed Britain - Thomas Waters

A very detailed look at the history of black magic and witchcraft in Britain. Not a ghost story itself, but still perfect for this time of year! I love my history and sometimes fact can be stranger than fiction. Who fancies a trip to Boscastle’s Museum of Witchcraft & Magic?

Hag: Forgotten Folktales Retold

I have yet to sink my teeth into this one as I only got my hands on a copy this week! A collection of reimagined folktales from Britain and Ireland, written by some of our most interesting women authors. I am particularly excited to read Imogen Hermes Gowar’s (author of the much lovedThe Mermaid & Mrs Hancock) contribution

Help The Witch - Tom Cox

Tom Cox is one of my favourite authors. Having produced several marvellous non fiction books, this was his first foray into fiction. A selection of short stories, I was so gripped by ‘Help the Witch’, that I initially forgot that it was just a story. What resulted was a feeling of genuine discomfort and terror - which did return when the backstory deepened in the later non-fiction ‘Ring the Hill’. For music lovers, there is also an accompanying concept album.

A Tomb With a View - Peter Ross

Another excellent nonfiction, with a darker theme. I will disclose that my childhood bedroom overlooked a graveyard (Of course it did. On reading this back I am starting to think my general weirdness & predisposition to anything spooky isn’t so strange) so I don’t find graveyards to be chilling at all. Instead they are peaceful havens full of whispers of the stories of past lives. Maybe it’s the archaeology degree coming out but - who is buried here? How did they live, and why did they die? This is the perfect book for anyone who asks the same questions. As an aside, if the subject intrigues you then keep an eye out for future performances of The Dark Carnival, a wonderful theatre piece that is as multifaceted as our real human lives are. Comical yet moving, showcasing the light and dark of our everyday lives. I would love to see it again - but there is also a fantastic album available to stream on Spotify. Listen to it with a whiskey, and perhaps a tissue for the more emotional moments.

The Silent Companions, The Corset & Bone China - Laura Purcell

Three recommendations in one! Laura Purcell is quite clearly another of my favourite authors, and essentially introduced me to gothic fiction outside of the usual suspects of Frankenstein, Dracula, etc. Once started, each book has to be read in one go because I couldn’t bear ‘not knowing’. The stories are brilliant & well developed - not sacrificed for the sake of gore or horror . The scares do indeed come though, ‘The Silent Companions’ was essentially a white knuckle ride and ‘Bone China’ left me considering whether to sleep with the lights on. I am really looking forward to Laura’s next book ‘The Shape of Darkness’ coming out next year, even more so because it includes a pug called Morpheus. Even if everyone else dies, let Morpheus live! Or perhaps ‘live on’ is the better turn of phrase….!

The Coffin Path - Katherine Clements

Ghostly phenomenon set in an isolated hilltop house on the moors. I don’t think I need to go on any further - a very good twist at the end that I really didn’t see coming. Funnily enough, I think about this book every time I watch ‘Our Yorkshire Farm’.

Paranormal Intruder - The Terrifying True Story of a Family in Fear - Caroline Mitchell

This is an apparently true story, and it is brilliant. The phenomena described is pretty daunting - reading it is like being stuck in a particularly demented episode of Most Haunted. Definitely calls to memory ‘Pipes’ from Ghostwatch. Even if you are a sceptic, I think you can still enjoy the ‘what if’ possibility that many of these books touch on.

I think I could go on and on with recommendations - whilst I am a wimp when it comes to scary films, clearly I am a glutton for punishment when it comes for scary stories. Whether a real life experience or just really good fiction - I want to hear and read it all! If you too are looking for something slightly more atmospheric to celebrate All Hallow’s Eve, then I hope something from the above catches your eye. Let me know what you think!

On a final note, the second full moon of this month falls on Halloween itself this year. We celebrated the Harvest Moon at the start of the month, however this full moon is known as the rather more chilling ‘Blood Moon’.

Sleep tight.

A Digital Halloween

It’s the time of the year where the curtain between the worlds of the living and the dead draws very thin. Things start to go bump in the night, some start to hear whispers from the other side and you occasionally catch shadows dancing, just in the very corner of your eye.

Is there anybody out there?

Are we alone?

The question of ‘are we alone’ is a hot topic this year, however not in the usual frame of questioning the existence of the supernatural. We are alone, because COVID has contained us. Many of us would usually be celebrating All Hallows Eve in a variety of different, but undoubtedly social ways. Guising (or ‘Trick or Treating’ if you insist on being terribly modern, or American) costume parties, haunted houses, pumpkin trails, ghost nights, even talks & exhibitions are all limited to your direct households this year. I’ve seen cries of ‘Halloween is cancelled’ because the usual activities are on a temporary hold - however you don’t need to throw the baby out with the bathwater. This is not the Great Plague of 1666 - we have modern technology now. Halloween can go digital.

This year has forced organisations to go online a lot more this year, and this is a good thing as it also increases accessibility. The National Theatre did a marvellous job at the start of lockdown with their At Home series - more of the same please. There is a lot out there to see and do, and all from the comfort & safety of your own home. Here is my pick of the best:

Shakespeares Globe #ShakesFear Programme 31st Oct - 11th November

Described as ‘A fearful programme of performances, events, exclusive content and workshops, filmed in the shadows of our candlelit Sam Wanamaker Playhouse.’

Have you ever visited the Sam Wanamaker Playhouse? As soon as this is over - go! It is truly atmospheric. A really wonderful theatrical experience. I was lucky enough to catch ‘Swive’ there, and the use of candles was very inspiring. I have my tickets booked for ‘Deep Night, Dark Night’ but you can also catch a reading of Macbeth: A Conjuring.

National Library of Scotland: Borders Witch Hunt with Mary Craig - Thursday 29th October

A free talk courtesy of the National Library of Scotland. Scotland is well known for it’s witches; the Weird Sisters from Macbeth, the North Berwick witches, Isobel Gowdie and many many more. We are a country teeming with folklore and magic. I have to confess not knowing much about any Borders witches, or witch hunts though - apart from the local legend of Tibbie Tamson.

I look forward to learning more from Mary Craig as she introduces her book on the topic - which has of course gone straight onto my Christmas Wishlist.

The National Library of Scotland are also following this up with a talk the next day from Dr Alice Tarbuck about her book ‘A Spell in the Wild’.

Now, I do have this book - but have not cracked it open yet! I might wait till the auspicious date to fully immerse myself with it. What drew me towards it was it looked like a wonderful look at the history of witchcraft, and also how people look to it today. Manifestation, meditation, mindfulness - could these all be aspects of what people would call modern witchcraft today? I guess I’ll need to read the book to find out! As you’ll realise from my last post too, the author had me at the words ‘month by month’, that sounds promisingly seasonal to me!

The English Heritage Halloween Podcast

English Heritage are putting on a number of different events across some of their venues this year. Check out their website for more information. For those of us at home, they produce a very atmospheric ‘Dark Tales from English Heritage Sites’ podcast. Well worth a listen. In fact - there are a whole host of podcasts online worth looking into for a scare. A great place to look is the BBC Sounds App. They recently produced ‘A History of Ghosts’ with Kirsty Logan (not to be confused with ‘A Natural History of Ghosts’ - a brilliant book from Roger Clarke. That is an Amazon link, but please purchase from your local bookshop). I have also been listening to the suitable scary Children of the Stones, which features Reece Shearsmith. Sometimes there is nothing better than heading out for a long dog walk with your headphones on and a chilling tale to get the blood pumping. Just don’t look back…

Other things to look out for

Sadly you have just missed the brilliant ‘Ghost Stories from Hampton Court Palace’ crowdcast from Historic Royal Palaces. I can assure you that it was suitably spooky, with some interesting historical insights. It’s well worth to keep an eye on your nearest heritage sites to see if they are offering anything similar. In years gone by there have been some thrilling events here in the Borders - ghost hunting at Jedburgh Castle Jail, the ghost walks at The Haining. I look forward to sleepless nights from taking part in them all again in the future.

But Won’t Someone Think Of The Children?

Whilst I was writing this, I did realise that the above aren’t the most child friendly activities. So here’s a few ideas to stop the wee ghouls from haunting you.

A local halloween trail

Perhaps there is something officially on - I know there are plenty down south. However unofficially - lots of people are making the effort to decorate their houses to bring a smile (or a scream) to the lips of local children who will be missing out on the guising this year. Without knocking on anyones door, perhaps you could work out a route which features some well dressed houses and take your little ones for a spooky walk in the evening gloam. For any nature lovers you could incorporate trying to spot a few beasties - bats, owls but hopefully no passing witches on their broomsticks!

It can be just as fun decorating your own house too, why not get into costume and wave at passersby from your window. I had to deliver a full size skeleton last weekend so had it sat in the front seat of my car - it definitely got a few laughs as I cruised through town!

A visit to the pumpkin patch

Is there anything so synonymous with All Hallow’s Eve then the pumpkin? An American import, apparently we have professional patches here now that you can visit for photos. Get the sprogs dressed up & take them out for the day. Finish the night with carving & display your frightful creations with pride. Turnips can also be used if you really want to frighten the neighbours. Have you seen a traditional carved turnip? Nightmare inducing.

Traditional Party Games

You can have a party just for your immediate household! The best halloween parties do not involve sexy mouse costumes & extensive photoshoots for instagram - they involve ridiculously messy party games. Dooking for apples, eating doughnuts tied on strings with your hands tied around your back - and one game personally invented by my family for one particularly riotous Halloween party - Pumpkin Skittles.

How do you play Pumpkin Skittles I hear you ask? Well - if you must know, then I take no responsibility for the health and safety involved in the playing of this game. People can possibly hurt themselves, but it is always a crowd pleaser.

Step One: Hang one large pumpkin to a beam, or branch with rope.

Step Two: Participants stand on stools, within the rope’s swing. These are your human skittles.

Step Three: The aim of the game is for the bowler to (gently) swing the pumpkin so that it knocks the human skittles off their stools. Don’t let it get too violent, ideally the pumpkin shouldn’t be swung to head height, and the stools should be low ones anyway so really the skittles are just jumping off once knocked by the pumpkin. Use your common sense - it is excellent fun. Shoving your beloved child onto a stool and throwing a pumpkin at them - what could possibly go wrong?

And there we have it - a round up of just a few things that can look out for to help mark the occasion this year. I know it’s difficult not being able to celebrate with our friends and loved ones - but don’t let the whole occasion wash away if you want to do something. Telling spooky stories by torchlight, watching a scary film, even a living room disco to Thriller and the Monster Mash -this is the year to get creative. Have fancy dress zoom parties or go full Mary Shelley and write a gothic masterpiece in a storytelling competition. This may be a quieter year, but don’t let it go unmarked - and certainly tuck into a family size grab bag of chocolate if you so wish!

Happy Halloween!

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